Wench in the Gears

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 26, 2010

Fri, 26 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 02/26/10: The only time it's okay to give your spouse bruises.
Zealous 02/26/10: The outcome of this fight depends on how tired the Fox is and how quick the Satyr is with her crazy long lunge.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 24, 2010

Wed, 24 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 02/24/10: Apparently it is a rule in the fencing academy that to enroll you must be Male and at least 1 foot taller then the Satyr.
Zealous 02/24/10:MAJOR Once again, the art pages and the Pornfolio have been updated... at least it's new to anyone that doesn't follow our other various and sundry galleries spread across the internets. The men folk at fencing are TALL.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 22, 2010

Mon, 22 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 02/22/10: It's sort of like a white padded burka.
Zealous 02/22/10:MAJOR Updates to the Satyr Artwork page and Pornfolio! Also I think fencing gear is pretty sexy... But I suppose I'm a bit odd.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 16, 2010

Tue, 16 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 02/16/10: It would be funny except that they actually do this...
Zealous 02/16/10:Cat on head!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 12, 2010

Fri, 12 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 02/12/10: Happy Valentines from pants-less Satyr!
Zealous 02/12/10:Although the Satyr has worn swimsuit bottoms on occasion... I don't understand it either, don't think too hard about it. Happy Valentines!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 10, 2010

Wed, 10 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 02/10/10: I plead the 5th!
Zealous 02/10/10: This is also our 200 comic! I... I don't know exactly how that happened really. I'm really rather floored by it! We just keep puttering along! Yay! Here's to another 200!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 6, 2010

Sat, 06 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 02/06/10: We brought over fancy German Carmalized Sugar!
Zealous 02/06/10: AND classy Organic Free Trade Coffee!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 4, 2010

Thu, 04 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 02/04/10: Gross but true!
Zealous 02/04/10: We're very classy people as you can tell.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 2, 2010

Tue, 02 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 02/02/10: Cold crotch is cold.
Zealous 02/02/10: I still do this, even though I just end up with cold bits.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 25, 2010

Mon, 25 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 01/25/10: Censored for the sake of realism, to protect the identities of those involved, and to not traumatize family members.
Zealous 01/25/10: The Satyr is exagerating, don't believe her.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 18, 2010

Mon, 18 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 01/18/10: Occasionnally in the dark of the night I step on something and it crunches... and I shiver to myself....
Zealous 01/18/10: Hankerchiefs are better in almost every respect from normal tissues. This is the one way they are not.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 13, 2010

Wed, 13 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 01/13/10: I did my best impression of a bowling ball!
Zealous 01/13/10: Me and crotch seams have a serious feud going on, it's part of the reason why I don't wear pants anymore. The other reason being that I can't fit them with lots of belts...

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 11, 2010

Tue, 11 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 01/11/10: I love you heater vent, you're the only one that understands meeeee~
Zealous 01/11/10: I love you heater vent, you're the only one that understands meeeee~

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 1, 2010

Tue, 01 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 01/05/10: None of my social/professional training has prepared me for a polite reply to this ghastly sad statement.........
Zealous 01/05/10: To be fair, I probably still have a copy of Pokemon Red with pokemon from my best friend in Grade school that I don't talk to anymore... ...

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 31, 2009

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 12/31/09:We promised not to talk about it... we've been sworn to secrecy!
Zealous 12/31/09: I'm pretty sure I couldn't run faster then Glaive if the need came about.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 28, 2009

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 12/28/09: The best gifts can't be bought... at least not within OUR budget... ...
Zealous 12/28/09: Sometimes it really isn't very complicated.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 25, 2009

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 12/25/09: Merry Christmas and pray that I don't send you hot chocolate!
Zealous 12/25/09: Happy Holidays, beware Satyrs bearing hot chocolate!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 24, 2009

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 12/24/09: Betcha didn't see that coming didya? Man let me tell you, it's ALMOST worth the gastrointestinal calamity it causes. Almost.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 21, 2009

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 12/21/09: I don't actually have an apron that says "Danger Satyr Cooking" but, I do have an apron that has a life size nude women's torso on it!
Zealous 12/21/09: It's the beginning of Christmas adventure! Yay! Also, it really was good.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 15, 2009

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 12/15/09: The worst part about being sick that I feel very hard done by and bored. (Also Horney)
Zealous 12/15/09: The Satyr does not take such continued illness very well.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 09, 2009

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 12/09/09: Ignore the stack of comics that need to coloured hiding by my bed.
Zealous 12/09/09: I generally scan these in small piles all at once, then actually adjust them to the correct size and upload them after updating the website, archives and Stuff pages all manually. In case anyone was curious.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 05, 2009

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 12/05/09: Of course, it is now far too nipply for such artistic shenanigans. Now of course I wear a massive lumpy red sweater which lives unceremoniously crumbled on the floor beside the potters wheel when not being worn. It crunches when I put it on the next day.
Zealous 12/05/09: Although one must keep in mind that said shower only runs for about 5 minutes or so. And it is only about 1/4 tiled.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 02, 2009

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 12/02/09: I feel so hard done by for having my tea making curbed at work.
Zealous 12/02/09: I don't know how someone can go through the day at work without some kind of microwaving thingy. Seems like a truly dismal place...

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 01, 2009

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 12/01/09: Yes. YES. I AM DONE BEING SICK NOW. Okay body? Done being sick? Good? Right. Yes. Okay. Moving on. Sorry for the delay, being ill and in and out of bed for almost two months is like that.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] November 08, 2009

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 11/08/09: Satyrs do not take indoor confinement well. I miss the sunlight.... this sucks. You can't play with ponies in the dark or do other such adventuring things.
Zealous 11/08/09: The Satyr is not one to read about awesome poeple doing awesome things without going a little crazy and needing to go out do something awesome immediately.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] November 05, 2009

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 11/05/09: Much to the disapproval of my 2 years I actually picked out a green pumpkin... which a few days later, disappointingly, turned orange just like every OTHER pumpkin. And I was so looking forward to having a green grinning Jack-o-lantern in from of my purple door.
Zealous 11/05/09: There! A proper Halloween comic! Or rather, an autumn comic. Whichever works best!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] November 02, 2009

Tue, 02 Nov 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 11/02/09: Um... happy Halloween? Still kicking around, the last week has been quite busy!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] October 21, 2009

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 10/21/09: Unfortunately that blue juniper bonsai died in the atrociously hot summer weather. And after I worked so hard to find a red bonsai pot too... The NERVE of it!
Zealous 10/21/09: You can tell when we spend more time in side and such during the winter and do a lot of comics. Then in the summer we spend all of our time outside and the comics get sort of... backed up!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] October 10, 2009

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 10/10/09:Getting better! Lots of comics to put up. Need to get back into the groooooove~

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] October 4, 2009

Mon, 04 Oct 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 10/04/09:Despite an acute bronchitis and an ear infection (in the same eardrum that burst last year) I'm still trying to keep this website going!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] October 1, 2009

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 10/01/09:She looks very surprised. Like she was walking down the hallway and the Satyr was going the other way and then suddenly BONDAGE!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 22, 2009

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 09/22/09:Um, website? What? Updating? Of course I am!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 14, 2009

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 09/14/09: I actually don't remember what the Good Shorts look like, this is mostly artistic interpretation. I just remember them because they were Good Shorts.
Zealous 09/14/09: The current time frame difference from reality? About a month? They were Good Shorts, one must admit.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 12, 2009

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 09/12/09: Apparently adventures require that you look like a PACK MULE when you leave in the morning.
Zealous 09/12/09: When I was unemployed I helped the Satyr get ready to go every morning. She would sling at least four bags over her shoulder each morning! Now she has even more, due to going to the Rescue Farm. Oh! I have a kitten now! A pretty little gray tabby... SO CUTE.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 08, 2009

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 09/08/09: Being able to wear short-shorts is totally not worth a few years of spontaneous erections.
Zealous 09/08/09: Don't ask why I'm replacing a lightbulb in my underwear. That's just what lesbians do. In addition to prancing around half naked and having pillows fights that descend in debauchery. What? Didn't you know that?

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 04, 2009

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 09/04/09: Zealous's bikini and associated accoutrements are actually Black but my black pencils are RAPIDLY deteriorating
Zealous 09/04/09: Okay, I went to the beach and actually went into the water for the first time in almost a decade... I missed it. .

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 01, 2009

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 08/27/09: If you are last to get out the water... .... the Satyr will DEFINITELY use your towel.
Zealous 08/27/09: Summer comics! That certainly aren't just now surfacing the tail end of summer or anything! She did this too by the way, I think she just likes to see me shiver and whimper.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 27, 2009

Fri, 27 Aug 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 08/27/09: If it were up to me we'd go to the lake every day! At least when I'm not going to the ceramics lab or the rescue farm...... .. ...
Zealous 08/27/09: Money issues and car issues but it's the summer time and the Lake calls to us! ... ... But do I really have to wear so little?

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 22, 2009

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 08/22/09: Squash depicted actual size.
Zealous 08/22/09: With the Art page updated, and the Characters page finally repaired, I think I should add a new wing to the Pornfolio for sculpture and sex toy experiments. Hm.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 21, 2009

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 08/21/09: Hey... So much better than just eating a protein bar in the car... this is an improvement! I'm a big kid now!
Zealous 08/21/09: My first week of my hours is up! It was a long long week... it's going to take me awhile to get used to this new schedule I think... Anyway. Update!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 17, 2009

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 08/17/09: My first day of work in my new schedule! Hopefully it's going well... The Satyr's Japanese maples are very delicate things and the one that isn't currently in the ground has to be carted around to safer locations while we look for a spot for it. Ah, such is love!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 14, 2009

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 08/14/09:Saturday update! Since the site did not update correctly last week I've updated today as well! Enjoy!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 12, 2009

Tue, 12 Aug 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 08/12/09: Due to technical difficulties, the update for Wednesday didn't seem to have... happened. Here you are now!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 09, 2009

Mon, 08 Aug 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 08/10/09: *Dancing* with updates are making *Frumble*. *Jumping Peppers!* New characters to come *Together* and everyone is happy *Campers* at the *Party*!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 05, 2009

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 08/05/09: AH! Okay, getting back on track. Sorry about that, last week was somewhat stressful. Also, my kitten has completely disappeared and honestly we fear the worst... so... We do have a backlog of comics. I will be updating with two a day for a little while so make sure you scroll down! But then, you already were to read my lovely informative and witty little posts? Weren't you?

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 22, 2009

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 07/23/09: As you can tell by the coloring Saytr needs her relax tea... ... and more sleep... ...
Zealous 07/23/09: I like how the speech bubble ends in a period. Not an exclamation point, a period. It makes it seem even more crazy for some reason.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 20, 2009

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 07/21/09: Hee hee, my banana is always happy to see you.
Zealous 07/21/09: This is one of my favorite sayings.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 17, 2009

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 07/17/09: Because this Satyr runs at least 4 miles a day...
Zealous 07/17/09: Despite what The Satyr says, she has a FINE bum. Don't let her confuse you, her bum is magnificient. And her legs are fine and muscular as well. Ah! Such equestrian beauty...

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 15, 2009

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 07/15/09: Ha ha! 7.8 miles per hour! For half an hour! ZZZzzz...
Zealous 07/15/09: As of the posting of this comic, her speed has increased even more! And she's wondering why she's getting hungrier more often! Pardon me while I roll my eyes...

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 13, 2009

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 07/13/09: Satyrs have a one track mind as well as selective reading skills.
Zealous 07/13/09: Another fantastic weekend! It's a load of fun to keep this up!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 10, 2009

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 07/10/09: Yup yup yup, another comic on time. Sure is. Boy Howdy. Anyway, how about scars eh? You think that Satyr would be exagerating how skinny I am. And you'd be wrong. The tail though, totally exagerated.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 8, 2009

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 07/08/09: So, we're catching up! The Satyr has done a lot of fantastic house improvements so thank goodness for that. And she drew some comics! Yay!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 6, 2009

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 03, 2009

Fri, 03 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 07/03/09: ... Shell is now a be-dred-locked otter... and Satyr has very supple palms from 5 hours of rolling wax into her hair to make it dred!

Zealous And I believe she did.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 1, 2009

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 07/01/09: Shell's beautiful henna-patterned tattoos are a labor of love, especially since Satyr works a good lot in the sun and outdoors, requiring a lot of line touch-up. (Nothing short of every tat artist's nightmare)

Zealous 07/01/09: And Shell the Otter appears! The Satyr's good friend from college and tattoo artist as well. From what I understand, she is quite painted herself. I believe the session this year was 8 hours?

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 29, 2009

Mon, 29 Jul 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 06/29/09: Wait, why IS Glaive nekkid? Didn 't he start out with a poloshirt?

Zealous 06/29/09: Busy as ever! A wonderful weekend full of strawberries, raspberries and farmer's markets and delicious foods!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 26, 2009

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 06/26/09: Heh heh yea, but not being a wasteful person we DID have copious (but very cafeful) luv for 6 hours after.

Zealous 06/26/09: Gonads or no gonads, that is an irresistable bum. Let me tell you. We're lucky I didn't pull or rip and stitches considering what we put it through when she got back.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 24, 2009

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 06/24/09: Yeah, they don't tell you at teh tat shops that your sexy new tatto will spend the next week shedding ink-scabs very grossly.

Zealous 06/22/09: 06/24/09: Despite this fact, I would like to mention I could not keep my hands OFF of those tattoos. Thankfully she didn't mind so much... I mean, how can you not touch them? Ah... *Swoon*

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 22, 2009

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 06/22/09: Add the noodle splatters to the dirty wet kitten foot prints and pencil shavings and its a well rounded mess alright!

Zealous 06/22/09: Nom nom, I love noodles. I especially love asian bean thread noodles. I prepare them with a boiled halved salted egg, a nori wrapped crab stick, some swirly pink fish cakes, tofu and LOADS of seaweed. However, I usually eat them alone as eating them in someone else's company can be a messy affair.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 19, 2009

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Satyr 06/19/09: Saytr learned the art of courtship by reading lots of romance novels, she knows what her Lady likes...

Zealous 06/19/09: This is 100% taken from real life. As it, surprisingly often, tends to be! The bonbons were eaten, the flowers were enjoyed but the riding crop remains innocent...

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 17, 2009

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 06/17/09: Alright! I've finally fixed the Archives up. All three of last weeks comics are now available. Normally I just shrug my shoulders and just update with them on a later schedule... but these need to be in order and in the correct place in the archives. They're a little more serious though equally ridiculous as you may expect from us. They don't go needless into the details and show the situation entirely from The Satyr's point of view. Which is for the best as if it was from MY point of view it would be mostly painkiller hazes, being in pain and somewhat lonely. Although there is silliness to be had, perhaps I'll make those comics some day.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 15, 2009

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 06/15/09: Beep beep! And we're mostly back on track. We have lots of comic backlogged so we should be going strong for awhile. Also... There are three comics for last week. I will be putting those up tomorrow. They will be uncolored as the Satyr doesn't want to spend anymore time working on them than she has to. (They don't put her in a particularly favorable light...)

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 13, 2009

Fri, 13 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 11, 2009

Wed, 11 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 8, 2009

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 5, 2009

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 06/05/09: I apologize, I coloured this one. So, the surgery went well. It took 4 hours longer than expected and I'm on some SUPER FLY pain killers... I've just now been able to update! The Satyr didn't get a chance to colour this so I went ahead and tried my hand at it. She hadn't really finished the picture so I had to fudge a few things and so on... I hope it's obvious what's going on?

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 3, 2009

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 06/03/09: Busy busy busy... I have a surgery coming up on Friday so I'll be quite out of commission on the weekend. Hopefully I'll be able to get some time to hang out with my relations. I will try to update the comic tomorrow night for Friday.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] June 1, 2009

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 06/01/09: Let's see if we can keep this going. The Satyr is going off to see her friend and relations elsewhere in the country next week so hopefully we can have a good backlog. Otherwise, it's more of my terrible catscratch doodles and animations!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] May 30, 2009

Fri, 30 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 05/30/09: Friday's webcomic! This was supposed to go up on Friday but I had to pull an extra hour and a half at my second job and didn't have the time to do. Also, I had to go out and shop and eat tuna tartar today so I was clearly too busy to update today either. Obviously
Satyr 05/30/09: No Satyr updates for you. The Satyr is busy in the garden. Also, I really did cut my hair that short and get a Smart Car. Rally RED!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] May 28, 2009

Thu, 27 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 05/28/09: Congrats! :D MAKE SURE to use your back buttons! This doesn't apply to the RSS feed folks. I uploaded Monday's comic as well. In addition I intend on putting up all of the random artwork I've been doing at work and all of the dirty things The Satyr has been drawing for me. So, we're still alive... we're just working things out. My new schedule is really straining everything. But, it should be okay. No Worries.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] May 25, 2009

Mon, 25 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] May 20, 2009

Wed, 20 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous 05/21/09: Okay, so, about getting back on track. Not so much. But I'm trying! These new hours are really driving us crazy. I see The Satyr for about 3 minutes in the mornings and we talk on the phone a little bit. But, aside from that, we don't see each other until the Weekends. This means that there is woefully little for the comics to be about these days as we generally come up with the idea together. So, expect a little bit of a slow down until we get things running on a good schedule.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] May 18, 2009

Mon, 18 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] May 10, 2009

Mon, 11 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] May 08, 2009

Fri, 08 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] May 06, 2009

Wed, 06 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous: 05/06/09: Slowly getting ourselves back on track. I'll be filling in those blank spaces from last week with some interesting stuff I have soon. I haven't settled into my new, 2nd shift, hours yet so I don't have much free time. I will soon though! On a side note, if you were rejected at the gate to a baseball game and had to have a big huge fighting thing with your ticket vender to get into the game... why would you wait over 6 months to fax the claims forms to get your refund?

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] May 04, 2009

Mon, 04 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous: 05/04/09: Sorry about that glitch last week. I'm doing my training at work and I have about an hour or two when I get home to make dinner, clean the house and prepare lunch for myself and The Satyr. So, there wasn't much time to work on the website at all. That's not to say there wasn't comics to put up... I just didn't get to put them up. Bah, soon the schedule will even out.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] April 27, 2009

Mon, 27 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous: 04/27/09: It's HOT, I'm HOT and now I'm all sweaty. I like how it went from 60 to 80 over night. We went from stews and roasts to cheese and meat platters with a salad in a blink of an eye! Also, the late update was due to me having a job and needing to work out a schedule again. Also I have a job. Did I mention I had a job? I do.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] April 24, 2009

Fri, 24 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous: 04/24/09: Look what I can do! :D

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] April 22, 2009

Wed, 22 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous: 04/22/09: Even when The Satyr is depressed she's a badass.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] April 20, 2009

Mon, 20 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous: 04/20/09: We had a couple good weekends! This one is another continuation of the Easter weekend, although it does not contain sausages (As promised). New Artwork in The Satyr's Art page as well! Or follow the link under the comic as per usual.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] April 17, 2009

Fri, 17 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Zealous: 04/18/09: Hey you guys, that friday comic was pretty good right? Yea? I know, it was so on time. It was awesome.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] April 15, 2009

Wed, 15 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

04/15/09
Zealous: I've been doing LOTS of interviews, I haven't had a day to sit down at all. Looking for work is a full time job these days. I may have a job soon so, cross your fingers and pray to your heathen gods for me! I swear I'll fill in last friday's comic tomorrow, I just need a minute! The Polish Easter comics continue!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] April 13, 2009

Mon, 13 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

04/13/09
Zealous: Ack! For some reason last friday's comic didn't go up properly! That's alright, I'll put it up later. I drew that one! And yes, this is very acurate for Brother Bear and I and our Polish Easter traditions. The Satyr was rather disgusted by the cold meats and egg cheese which was disconcertining head-cheese shaped. She mostly drank. Hey it's Chris!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] April 8, 2009

Wed, 08 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

04/08/09
Zealous: The parade of illness continues! Although, we also have some new artwork from The Satyr in her Art page. It's very pretty, it was supposed to be a birthday present for me but The Satyr gets so excited about giving gifts that she often gives them early. I don't mind, it's absolutely beautiful.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] April 6, 2009

Mon, 06 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

04/06/09
Zealous: The Satyr is sick and I am stressed, therefore we will be having black and white comics for a little bit. Also, late updates.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] April 3, 2009

Fri, 03 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

04/03/09
Zealous: Apologies for the uncoloured comic today, The Satyr and I have been both busy and stressed out. We will be colouring it and the next comic over the weekend so it shall come! We've now started to listen to some old Discworld novels, Wyrd Sisters right now. The Satyr already read it but she's enjoying listening to it again. I've never read it but, I saw the animated version. We're enjoying all of the bits we missed!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] April 1, 2009

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:30:00 GMT

04/01/09
Zealous: Untaunted by Economy nor this and that, we continue. The Satyr proves that she can easily be cheered by small well placed efforts.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 30, 2009

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/30/09
Zealous: As has been mentioned before, The Satyr runs every morning and works out. Clearly she is deserving of certain privileges. The Wee Free Men is awesome and we hope to listen to Hat Full of Sky next.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 27, 2009

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/27/09
Zealous: During the winter The Satyr was an old Asian man the whole time, shuffling around the house in a woolen kimono she made herself. Drinking green tea latte's and complaining about her ailing her knees in the winter cold. I was a very attentive housewife and attended to her whims. I also spiked her tea and made wild love to her occasionally. As Asian housewives do. (Although I think they usually spike their husbands' tea to knock them out and get some sleep, the inverse of my scheme.) We finished the Artemis Fowl series as it stands now, and now we are reading/listening the Tiffany Aching series from Terry Pratchet. Totally awesome stuff, definitely.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 25, 2009

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/25/09
Zealous: The Satyr is an 80's action hero waiting to blossom into full jumping out of exploding windows maturity. We're just finishing up the Artemis Fowl series now, at least all of the ones that have been written thus far. I feel that the final book is... oddly mismatched with the series. It may just be that the narrator for that particular audiobook totally butchers most of the characters. I dunno, it's just all off... a little bit.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 23, 2009

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/23/09
Zealous: Doop doop doop. The Satyr goes to the gym every morning, on the bright. We get up around 5:30 AM, in case you ever wondered. Do you think I should be talking about anything important here? I probably should I suspect. Artemis Fowl is an awesome series of books. Yes. It's extraordinarily witty and it doesn't lose the spark of wonder and light heartedness like Harry Potter does after the third book. Too dark J. K. too dark.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 20, 2009

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/20/09
Zealous: Sorry about that, The Satyr and I were busy rearranging her class room today. Not to mention, lots of real life concerns and so on. We'll get back to it on Monday, we just didn't want you to think we'd forgotten about you.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 18, 2009

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/18/09
Zealous: Er... Sorry about that! A little glitch there busy drinking and debauching with the "update system". Yesterday's news post should have been about how our neighbors sent us out with directions saying, "it's a nice little trail". It was... a long long walk. Pretend yesterday's post was today's!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 16, 2009

Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/16/09
Zealous: The customary salad which must accompany any jaunt to Brother Bear's home. This also includes copious drinking and heavy delicious foods in a very hobbity night of nerdery, tabletop and cured meats.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 13, 2009

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/13/09
Zealous: The Satyr returns to drawing the comics thus ending my reign of fever drawings.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 11, 2009

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/11/09
Zealous: I havE drawwn the comic TODADY . Today. I have Drawn the comic today. I drew it of naked satyrs because naked satyrs are dancing in my head in my fever dreams in my head because I'm a pervert and becuase I have ferfefve draems of sratys in ym ewhe ad dddd

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 09, 2009

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/09/09
Zealous: Interviews, 700 dollar repairs to car... busy busy.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 06, 2009

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/06/09
Zealous: The clone-a-willy kit appears! What else would you do with a free gift certificate? The pornfolio has also been updated with another pile of porn! Yay!

Wench in the Gears [L5R Comics] March 04, 2009

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/04/09
Zealous: I coloured a bunch more of the Legend of Five comics as you can see! Explanations to come.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 04, 2009

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/04/09
Zealous: Comics continue in the appropriate manner. I have added SEVERAL new L5R comics to The Satyr's art page. I think the colouring is pretty good on a lot of them! I've started to weave more!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] March 02, 2009

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 10:30:00 GMT

03/02/09
Zealous: Here we are again! March is a go! I'll be putting up a lot of Legend of the Five Rings related stuff, since we played it last weekend. Here's to another month!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 27, 2009

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 10:30:00 GMT

02/27/09
No Commentary for Today, too busy being awesome.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 25, 2009

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:30:00 GMT

02/25/09
Zealous: Busy busy, so very busy! The Satyr is feeling better so we have a new Wench comic! Real life adventures! :D

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 23, 2009

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 10:30:00 GMT

02/23/09
Zealous: Sorry, no proper Wench in the Gears comic today. Instead, have a coloured Legend of the Five Rings doodle comic! Hida Koshou Yama is The Satyr's character. This is just a ridiculous piece of backstory hilarity. I think it's self explanatory enough. Oh! I put up my silly pokemon picture in Zealous's Stuff page. :B

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 20, 2009

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:30:00 GMT

02/20/09
Zealous: I think there may have been documented cases of this... The Satyr does own a lot of blue jay feathers... hrmmm.... :\ Oh! Zealous has been drawing stuff! :O When will she put it up? Who knows...

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 18, 2009

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:30:00 GMT

02/18/09
Zealous: 100 COMICS! YAY! I can't believe it! ... Wow. o.o It's a little amazing to me. We should do something special I think.... Hrm...

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 16, 2009

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 10:30:00 GMT

02/16/09
Zealous: Happy belated Valentine's! The next couple comics will be featured directly from conversation taken place in an English Tea House! There are new prons in the Pornfolio too!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 13, 2009

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 10:30:00 GMT

02/13/09
Zealous: A massive update to the pornfolio (if you count 10 as massive which I do) just in time for Valentine's Day! Also, The Satyr had the SUPER FLU so she was a little gone these last couple days. But, she's feeling a lot better! :D

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 11, 2009

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:30:00 GMT

02/11/09
Zealous: Happy Birthday Brother Bear! :D

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 9, 2009

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:30:00 GMT

02/09/09
Zealous: The Satyr... using a LAPTOP! :O She's even... SITTING AT A DESK! Will there be more mysteries? How will our fledgling website survive this SHOCKING turn of events?! Also, I will be putting up new porn today at some point. When? IT IS A MYSTERY.!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 6, 2009

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:30:00 GMT

02/06/09
Zealous: She is a strong Satyr! We are going to see Brother Bear this weekend... hopefully... so maybe we'll have comics with BRother Bear and Legend of the Five Rings and other nerdery! Maybe even Chris, if he gets his butt there this time..!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 4, 2009

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:30:00 GMT

02/04/09
Zealous: Not too much to report just keeping it going on and on!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] February 2, 2009

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:30:00 GMT

02/02/09
Zealous: I've been updating the Links page as well recently, cutting out the junk I don't read and adding in the new junk I DO read! Woot. No gaming last weekend but hopefully THIS weekend will be more Legend of the Five Rings! I will put up some more stuff about that in the future...

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 30, 2009

Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

01/30/09
Zealous: Our work continues on now! This is the last comic between our characters for now... unless The Satyr does a few more. If not, we have lots of "Legends of the Five Rings" comics that I'm colouring. I'll put those up, I'm sure it'll work out. We WILL update on time... no matter WHAT I have to put up. :O The Pornfolio is updated as well! We're being very prolific lately. Oh! We may have another Star Wars d6 game this weekend! WHEEE! I need to do some prep work...

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 28, 2009

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT

01/28/09
Zealous: More and More and More. We are perverts, we just are. ^.^

Wench in the Gears [ArtWork] January 26, 2009

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:30:00 GMT

01/26/09
Zealous: I also coloured three of The Satyr's Legend of the Five Rings comics and put them in under The Satyr's work. Our Legend of the Five Rings game is being run by Brother Bear. It is awesome!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 26, 2009

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:30:00 GMT

01/26/09
Zealous: The kotatsu is one of The Satyr's great works! THANK GOODNESS FOR IT. We snuggle under it every night. Yay!

Wench in the Gears [ArtWork] January 23, 2009

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:30:00 GMT

01/23/09
Zealous: New Artwork! The Satyr wants to create a calendar's worth of magical beasts. It is a work in progress!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 23, 2009

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 13:30:00 GMT

01/23/09
Zealous: Happy Birthday to Chris! And I got my diploma in the mail! Thank you, University of Connecticut for all the years of edumacation! :D A bachelor of psychologic sciences I am!

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 21, 2009

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:30:00 GMT

01/21/09
Zealous: Hello to anyone coming here from Fur Affinity! Anyway, today's comic is actually one month off. Happy (belated) birthday Satyr! Oh and a MASSIVE Update to the Pornfolio, CHECK IT OUT! As long as you're not family... in which case you get what you deserve.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 19, 2009

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:30:00 GMT

01/19/09
Zealous: The Satyr was absolutely certain this is what Brother Bear was doing with her things. I am particularly fond of how he is shampooing while drinking the Lemoncello AND wearing the towel at the same time.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 16, 2009

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:30:00 GMT

Zealous 01/16/09: Nothing new to report. Whenever we make subtle hints into Brother Bear's personal life he makes gruff Bear-ishly vague responses.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 14, 2009

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:30:00 GMT

Zealous 01/14/09:Trying to keep it up! This one requires a bit of creativity.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 13, 2009

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:30:00 GMT

Zealous 01/13/09: Updates! It's been a busy busy frightful time. Though, the show continues.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 09, 2009

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 23:30:00 GMT

01/09/09: Ugh, yesterday was absolutely AWFUL. I had QUITE a disagreable bout with food poisoning! I was rolling around for over 8 hours in pain and anguish... but now I'm fine! Except that my stomach is very sore... The Satyr commented that I acted and sounded very much like I was pregnant. It was quite horribly painful and I sweat got a lot... ugh.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 07, 2009

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:30:00 GMT

01/07/09 Zealous: Some major structual updates to the website lately, as well as a new piece of artwork in The Satyr's art page!.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 06, 2009

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:30:00 GMT

01/06/09 Zealous: Another update later in the day, this may become a trend!.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 05, 2009

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:30:00 GMT

01/05/09 Zealous: True Story! Also, The Satyr has demanded that I update five times this week to go through our backlogged comics. Therefore, as I am ever bound by her will, that is what will happen this week.

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] January 02, 2009

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:30:00 GMT

01/02/09 Satyr: Too busy shoveling snow to update. Shoveling to the chickencoop, shoveling to the porch, shoveling to the cars, shoveling shoveling SHOVELING SHOVELING THREE FEET OF SNOW

01/02/09 Zealous: Happy New Year! There is a new Archive page to celebrate the new year! Also, didja notice all of that new art in The Satyr's Art Page?

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 26, 2008

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 23:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 22, 2008

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 19, 2008

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] December 01, 2008

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] November 24, 2008

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] November 21, 2008

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] November 19, 2008

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] November 14, 2008

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] October 30, 2008

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] October 24, 2008

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 16, 2008

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 12, 2008

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 11, 2008

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 10, 2008

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 9, 2008

Tue, 9 Sep 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 8, 2008

Mon, 8 Sep 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 5, 2008

Fri, 5 Sep 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 4, 2008

Thu, 4 Sep 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 3, 2008

Wed, 3 Sep 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] September 2, 2008

Tue, 2 Sep 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 30, 2008

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 29, 2008

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 28, 2008

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 26, 2008

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 22, 2008

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 19, 2008

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 18, 2008

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 15, 2008

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 14, 2008

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 13, 2008

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 12, 2008

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 11, 2008

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 8, 2008

Fri, 8 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 6, 2008

Wed, 6 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 5, 2008

Tue, 5 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 4, 2008

Mon, 4 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 3, 2008

Sun, 3 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] August 1, 2008

Fri, 1 Aug 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 30, 2008

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 29, 2008

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 28, 2008

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 25, 2008

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 23, 2008

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 21, 2008

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 18, 2008

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 17, 2008

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 14, 2008

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 11, 2008

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 10, 2008

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:30:00 GMT

Wench in the Gears [WebComic] July 10 - Beginning, 2008

Tue, 8 Jul 2008 10:30:00 GMT