06/22/09: Nom nom, I love noodles. I especially
love asian bean thread noodles. I prepare them with a boiled
halved salted egg, a nori wrapped crab stick, some swirly pink fish
cakes, tofu and LOADS of seaweed. However, I usually eat
them alone as eating them in someone else's company can be a messy
affair.
06/19/09: This is 100% taken from real
life. As it, surprisingly often, tends to be! The bonbons
were eaten, the flowers were enjoyed but the riding crop remains
innocent...
06/17/09: Alright! I've finally fixed the
Archives up. All three of last weeks comics are now
available. Normally I just shrug my shoulders and just update
with them on a later schedule... but these need to be in order and in
the correct place in the archives. They're a little more serious
though equally ridiculous as you may expect from us. They don't
go needless into the details and show the situation entirely from The
Satyr's point of view. Which is for the best as if it was from MY
point of view it would be mostly painkiller hazes, being in pain and
somewhat lonely. Although there is silliness to be had, perhaps
I'll make those comics some day.
06/15/09: Beep beep! And we're mostly back on
track. We have lots of comic backlogged so we should be going
strong for awhile. Also... There are three comics for last
week. I will be putting those up tomorrow. They will be
uncolored as the Satyr doesn't want to spend anymore time working on
them than she has to. (They don't put her in a particularly
favorable light...).
06/10/09: I apologize, I coloured this one. So,
the surgery went well. It took 4 hours longer than expected and
I'm on some SUPER FLY pain killers... I've just now been able to
update! The Satyr didn't get a chance to colour this so I went
ahead and tried my hand at it. She hadn't really finished the
picture so I had to fudge a few things and so on... I hope it's obvious
what's going on?
06/03/09: Busy busy busy... I have a surgery coming up
on Friday so I'll be quite out of commission on the weekend.
Hopefully I'll be able to get some time to hang out with my
relations. I will try to update the comic tomorrow night for
Friday.
06/01/09: Let's see if we can keep this going.
The Satyr is going off to see her friend and relations elsewhere in the
country next week so hopefully we can have a good backlog.
Otherwise, it's more of my terrible catscratch doodles and
animations!
05/30/09: Friday's webcomic! This was
supposed to go up on Friday but I had to pull an extra hour and a half
at my second job and didn't have the time to do. Also, I had to
go out and shop and eat tuna tartar today so I was clearly too busy to
update today either. Obviously
05/28/09: Congrats! Also, MAKE SURE to use your
back buttons! This doesn't apply to the RSS feed folks. I
uploaded Monday's comic as well. In addition I intend on putting
up all of the random artwork I've been doing at work and all of the
dirty things The Satyr has been drawing for me. So, we're still
alive... we're just working things out. My new schedule is really
straining everything. But, it should be okay. No Worries.
05/21/09: Okay, so, about getting back on track.
Not so much. But I'm trying! These new hours are really
driving us crazy. I see The Satyr for about 3 minutes in the
mornings and we talk on the phone a little bit. But, aside from
that, we don't see each other until the Weekends. This means that
there is woefully little for the comics to be about these days as we
generally come up with the idea together. So, expect a little bit
of a slow down until we get things running on a good schedule.
05/06/09: Slowly getting ourselves back on track.
I'll be filling in those blank spaces from last week with some
interesting stuff I have soon. I haven't settled into my new, 2nd
shift, hours yet so I don't have much free time. I will soon
though! On a side note, if you were rejected at the gate to a
baseball game and had to have a big huge fighting thing with your
ticket vender to get into the game... why would you wait over 6 months
to fax the claims forms to get your refund?
05/03/09: Sorry about that glitch last week. I'm
doing my training at work and I have about an hour or two when I get
home to make dinner, clean the house and prepare lunch for myself and
The Satyr. So, there wasn't much time to work on the website at
all. That's not to say there wasn't comics to put up... I just
didn't get to put them up. Bah, soon the schedule will even out.
04/27/09: It's HOT, I'm HOT and now I'm all
sweaty. I like how it went from 60 to 80 over night. We
went from stews and roasts to cheese and meat platters with a salad in
a blink of an eye! Also, the late update was due to me having a
job and needing to work out a schedule again. Also I have a
job. Did I mention I had a job? I do.
04/24/09: Look what I can do! :D
04/22/09: Even when The Satyr is depressed she's a
badass.
04/20/09: We had a couple good weekends! This one
is another continuation of the Easter weekend, although it does not
contain sausages (As promised). New Artwork in The Satyr's Art
page as well! Or follow the link under the comic as per usual.
04/18/09: Hey you guys, that friday comic was pretty
good right? Yea? I know, it was so on time. It was
awesome.
04/15/09: I've been doing LOTS of interviews, I haven't
had a day to sit down at all. Looking for work is a full time job
these days. I may have a job soon so, cross your fingers and pray
to your heathen gods for me! I swear I'll fill in last friday's comic
tomorrow, I just need a minute! The Polish Easter comics continue!
04/13/09: Ack! For some reason last friday's
comic didn't go up properly! That's alright, I'll put it up
later. I drew that one! And yes, this is very acurate for
Brother Bear and I and our Polish Easter traditions. The Satyr
was rather disgusted by the cold meats and egg cheese which was
disconcertining head-cheese shaped. She mostly drank. Hey
it's Chris!
04/08/09: The parade of illness continues!
Although, we also have some new artwork from The Satyr in her Art
page. It's very pretty, it was supposed to be a birthday present
for me but The Satyr gets so excited about giving gifts that she often
gives them early. I don't mind, it's absolutely beautiful.
04/06/09: The Satyr is sick and I am stressed,
therefore we will be having black and white comics for a little
bit. Also, late updates.
04/03/09: Apologies for the uncoloured comic today, The
Satyr and I have been both busy and stressed out. We will be
colouring it and the next comic over the weekend so it shall
come! We've now started to listen to some old Discworld novels,
Wyrd Sisters right now. The Satyr already read it but she's
enjoying listening to it again. I've never read it but, I saw the
animated version. We're enjoying all of the bits we missed!
04/01/09: Untaunted by Economy nor this and that, we
continue. The Satyr proves that she can easily be cheered by
small well placed efforts.
03/30/09: As has been mentioned before, The Satyr runs
every morning and works out. Clearly she is deserving of certain
privileges. The Wee Free Men is awesome and we hope to listen to
Hat Full of Sky next.
03/27/09: During the winter The Satyr was an old Asian
man the whole time, shuffling around the house in a woolen kimono she
made herself. Drinking green tea latte's and complaining about
her ailing her knees in the winter cold. I was a very attentive
housewife and attended to her whims. I also spiked her tea and
made wild love to her occasionally. As Asian housewives do.
(Although I think they usually spike their husbands' tea to knock them
out and get some sleep, the inverse of my scheme.) We finished
the Artemis Fowl series as it stands now, and now we are
reading/listening the Tiffany Aching series from Terry Pratchet.
Totally awesome stuff, definitely.
03/25/09: The Satyr is an 80's action hero waiting to
blossom into full jumping out of exploding windows maturity.
We're just finishing up the Artemis Fowl series now, at least all of
the ones that have been written thus far. I feel that the final
book is... oddly mismatched with the series. It may just be that
the narrator for that particular audiobook totally butchers most of the
characters. I dunno, it's just all off... a little bit.
03/23/09: Doop doop doop. The Satyr goes to the
gym every morning, on the bright. We get up around 5:30 AM, in
case you ever wondered. Do you think I should be talking about
anything important here? I probably should I suspect.
Artemis Fowl is an awesome series of books. Yes. It's
extraordinarily witty and it doesn't lose the spark of wonder and light
heartedness like Harry Potter does after the third book. Too dark
J. K. too dark.
03/20/09: Sorry about that, The Satyr and I were busy
rearranging her class room today. Not to mention, lots of real
life concerns and so on. We'll get back to it on Monday, we just
didn't want you to think we'd forgotten about you.
03/18/09: Er... Sorry about that! A little glitch
there busy drinking and debauching with the "update system".
Yesterday's news post should have been about how our neighbors sent us
out with directions saying, "it's a nice little trail". It was...
a long long walk. Pretend yesterday's post was today's!
03/16/09: The customary salad which must accompany any
jaunt to Brother Bear's home. This also includes copious drinking
and heavy delicious foods in a very hobbity night of nerdery, tabletop
and cured meats.
03/13/09: The Satyr returns to drawing the comics thus
ending my reign of fever drawings.
03/11/09: I havE drawwn the comic TODADY .
Today. I have Drawn the comic today. I drew it of naked
satyrs because naked satyrs are dancing in my head in my fever dreams
in my head because I'm a pervert and becuase I have ferfefve draems of
sratys in ym ewhe ad dddd
03/09/09: Interviews, 700 dollar repairs to car... busy
busy.
03/06/09: The clone-a-willy kit appears! What
else would you do with a free gift certificate? The pornfolio has
also been updated with another pile of porn! Yay!
03/04/09: Comics continue in the appropriate manner.
I have added SEVERAL new L5R comics to The Satyr's art page. I
think the colouring is pretty good on a lot of them! I've started
to weave more!
03/02/09: Here we are again! March is a go!
I'll be putting up a lot of Legend of the Five Rings related stuff,
since we played it last weekend. Here's to another month!
02/25/09: Busy busy, so very busy! The Satyr is
feeling better so we have a new Wench comic! Real life
adventures! :D
02/23/09: Sorry, no proper Wench in the Gears comic
today. Instead, have a coloured Legend of the Five Rings doodle
comic! Hida Koshou Yama is The Satyr's character. This is
just a ridiculous piece of backstory hilarity. I think it's self
explanatory enough.
02/20/09: I think there may have been documented cases
of this... The Satyr does own a lot of blue jay feathers... hrmmm....
:\ Oh! Zealous has been drawing stuff! :O When
will she put it up? Who knows...
02/18.09: 100 COMICS! YAY! I can't believe
it! ... Wow. o.o It's a little amazing to me.
We should do something special I think.... Hrm...
02/16/09: Happy belated Valentine's! The next
couple comics will be featured directly from conversation taken place
in an English Tea House! There are new prons in the Pornfolio
too!
02/13/09: A massive update to the pornfolio (if you
count 10 as massive which I do) just in time for Valentine's Day!
Also, The Satyr had the SUPER FLU so she was a little gone these last
couple days. But, she's feeling a lot better! :D
02/11/09: Happy Birthday Brother Bear! :D
02/09/09: The Satyr... using a LAPTOP! :O She's
even... SITTING AT A DESK! Will there be more mysteries?
How will our fledgling website survive this SHOCKING turn of
events?! Also, I will be putting up new porn today at some
point. When? IT IS A MYSTERY.
02/06/09: She is a strong Satyr! We are going to
see Brother Bear this weekend... hopefully... so maybe we'll have
comics with BRother Bear and Legend of the Five Rings and other
nerdery! Maybe even Chris, if he gets his butt there this time..!
02/04/09: Not too much to report just keeping it going
on and on!
02/02/09: I've been updating the Links page as well
recently, cutting out the junk I don't read and adding in the new junk
I DO read! Woot. No gaming last weekend but hopefully THIS
weekend will be more Legend of the Five Rings! I will put up some
more stuff about that in the future...
01/30/09: Our work continues on now! This
is the last comic between our characters for now... unless The Satyr
does a few more. If not, we have lots of "Legends of the Five
Rings" comics that I'm colouring. I'll put those up, I'm sure
it'll work out. We WILL update on time... no matter WHAT I
have
to put up. :O The Pornfolio is updated as well!
We're being very prolific lately. Oh! We may have another
Star Wars d6 game
this weekend! WHEEE! I need to do some prep work...
01/28/09: More and More and More. We are
perverts, we just are. ^.^
01/26/09: The kotatsu is one of The Satyr's great
works! THANK GOODNESS FOR IT. We snuggle under it every
night. Yay! I also coloured three of The Satyr's Legend of
the Five Rings comics and put them in under The Satyr's work. Our
Legend of the Five Rings game is being run by Brother Bear. It is
awesome! Also updates to the Pornfolio too! WOW! :O
We've been busy!
01/23/09: Happy Birthday to Chris! And I got my
diploma in the mail! Thank you, University of Connecticut for all the
years of edumacation! :D A bachelor of psychologic sciences I am!
01/21/09: Hello to anyone coming here from Fur
Affinity! Anyway, today's comic is actually one month off.
Happy (belated) birthday Satyr! Oh and a MASSIVE Update to the
Pornfolio, CHECK IT OUT! As long as you're not family... in which
case you get what you deserve.
01/19/09: The Satyr was absolutely certain this is what
Brother Bear was doing with her things. I am particularly fond of
how he is shampooing while drinking the Lemoncello AND wearing the
towel at the same time.
01/16/09: Nothing new to report. Whenever we make
subtle hints into Brother Bear's personal life he makes gruff
Bear-ishly vague responses.
01/14/09: Trying to keep it up! This one requires a bit
of creativity.
01/13/09: Updates! It's been a busy busy
frightful time. Though, the show continues.
01/09/09: Ugh, yesterday was absolutely AWFUL. I had
QUITE a disagreable bout with food poisoning! I was rolling around for
over 8 hours in pain and anguish... but now I'm fine! Except that my
stomach is very sore... The Satyr commented that I acted and sounded
very much like I was pregnant. It was quite horribly painful and I
sweat got a lot... ugh.
01/07/09: Some major structual updates to the website
lately, as well as some new pieces of artwork in The Satyr's art page!
01/06/09: Another update late in the day? This may
become a trend for us. The neti-pot appears, I have much love for the
neti-pot as it has greatly eased my sinus issues.
01/05/09: True Story. Also, The Satyr has
demanded that I update 5 times this week to go through our backlogged
comics. I am ever bound to her will! Therefore, we will
update five times this week. Expect the rest to happen... sooner
in the day.
01/02/09: Happy New Year! There is a new Archive page
to celebrate the new year! Also, didja notice all of that new art in
The Satyr's Art Page?
12/19/08: I RETURN! Like a pheonix from the ashes. My
finals are over, I have written the magnum opus of my undergraduate
career and I HAVE A NEW COMPUTER. Gasp! So, expect things to get back
to business as usual
12/08/08: WOWEE RSS feeds take awhile to make don't
they? I gave up around midway through the Archive but I figure that is
all I really need in there right? The site WILL be updating on time
soon, I'm busy with my research article and finals but it will be back
to normal soon.
12/01/08: Graduating COLLEGE in two weeks! My
goodness I'm tired... You can tell I've been so frazzled I haven't be
updating regularly. I haven't even been POSTING regularly on the
update journal. Well here's a little something more for you folks
in the interim period before I'm finally free of all of this
anxiety! And then I'll be another unemployed overeducated Liberal
Arts Major! ((Although WHY Psychology is considered Liberal Arts
I'll never understand.))
11/24/08: Final exams/ GRADUATION coming up and I'm
writing a rather lengthy research article to whore out to several
journals. So, if the updates happen at sporadic times during the
day THIS is why.
11/21/08: We're still going on and on! Yay it's almost
thanksgiving!
10/30/08: Oh my goodness I'm so sorry about this
update. It was done in MSohgodIhatemyselfPaint and I can't account for
the quality. AS SOON as I can I will clean it up. Most likely later on
tonight when I'm at a different computer. I miss my laptop. Ah well.
10/24/08: What? WHAT IS THIS? AN UPDATE? The laptop is
still DEAD. D. E. D. Dead. But I've managed to start getting everything
back together again. We are going
to be updating on a regular basis again. Assume we'll be updating
Monday, Wednesday and Friday until further notice!
09/17/08: Videocard is dead, processor fan is ALSO
DEAD. Computer is on life support. SOOOoooo... We'll be off for a
little bit. See you as soon as I can! Watch this space for further
developments
09/15/08: Wooo! I just love it. I love working on
this website! I like how Brother Bear is giving me a LOOK.
09/08/08: My apologies for the late update, we did a
lot of home improvements over the weekend! We repaired the window
in the bed room and we retiled the bathroom and it looks so good!
Oh, we also put some insulation around the new window...
09/05/08: The Squash Ninja! We have a lot
of comics backlogged. O.o Suprising. I've been
drawing too! I'll get around to putting them up some time.
08/29/08: A belated Wench in the Gears birthday wish to
Melissa!
08/28/08 La la la la laaaaa....
08/27/08: Sorry about missing yesterday but my class
scedule was apparrently having a SEIZURE and my god I nearly had an
head explode-y moment. SO! A PILE of Star Wars comics for you
from our first game! Yay!
08/21/08: MAN... Yesterday was a whirlwind folklore
legend of failure. Including, but not limited to, failing to
update the site. Damn. Anyway! To make up for it here
are THREE coloured StarWars comics! Preliminary bits for the
RP. :D The Satyr did the line work and I did the colouring.
08/19/08: Some Tabletop artwork, new comics, and crayon
doodles. Woo!
08/18/08: *Whistles Idly*
08/14/08: The FIFTIETH COMIC ZOMG!!1!11
08/12/08: Verbatim from Real Life.
08/11/8: True Story
08/08/08: La LALAAaLAa updates. Our
schedule has finally been hashed out.
08/06/08: Evening post again, mouse died and I was too
filled with the ennui to put something up until I replaced it's
battery. :(
08/05/08: A little late today, lots of business going
on.
08/04/08: Moving along at a good clip. 43 comics
strong so far. A few months without missing a beat!
08/01/08: I need to take another look at the Archive
page. I seemed to have forgotten that some months have a 31st day
to them. >:O Oh, I updated the Links page a little bit so
there are less broken links
07/31/08: The Exalted Pictures have always been
up. Forever. There was never a time when they were
not.
07/30/08: OKAY! We're on to five days a week or
so. Let's just say that there will ALWAYS be updates on Monday,
Wednesday and Friday. However, since we have so many comics,
we'll also be updating Tuesday and Thursday because... well just
because. So there.
07/29/08: TODAY IS OUR ANNIVERSARY! WOOOO!
We just thought you'd like to know. Also, we'll updating roughly five
times a week since The Satyr can really churn these out. Let's
see how that works eh?
07/28/08: Okay I lied about the Exalted pictures, the
scans came out really poorly and I'll have to get back to them later
this week. However, The Satyr has expressed interest in making
the comic FIVE times a week. Consider yourselves very
fortunate. Fortunate INDEED.
07/28/08: A new comic, lots of Exalted pictures
and a
pornfolio addition! Everyone is happy. Happy times!
07/23/08: New character Bio! Okay, so, funny
story right? I went looking around and discovered that this site
had been added to a couple directories already! That was
fast. So I went ahead and gave the a good shove to our online
presence. Hopefully it will stir more interest.
07/21/08: A New Comic! Okay, SO, now it's Monday,
Wednesday Friday. Cool? Cool.
07/18/08: New Comic and NEW Pornfolio addition.
ALSO! I finished the Project Archives! So now all of the
serious updates I've been wanting to do are all done! THANK
GOODNESS. Now to start tweaking things...
Oh! We'll be switching over to Monday Wednesday and Fridays next
week! Yay! Tell your friends! :D
07/14/08: NEW Characer Bio, a slightly late
comic. ALSO! By the end of the day I will have put up my
old comics in an Archive by themselves. You know, so you don't
have to ever see them again when you press the first arrow. Woo!
07/11/08: Oh God I just have a second here I updated
the Character page with the Green nymphy guy and I put up a chris comic
because satyr was chomping at the bit to see more of her comics up and
I put up more of satyr's artwork and there was a couple more minor
tweaks OH GOD I'll see you all on Monday with more MORE MORE
MOREOREARGHH!
07/10/08: 6 Comic Update! Woo! Remember to
press the little back arrow at the bottom there a couple times OR go
directly Satyr's Stuff Page. Also some minor updates to the
Project page and one of the old archives. Also a slight tweak to
the main page... No one noticed it but it was bothering the heck out of
me.
07/08/08: Alright! All of our comments are up on
the Pornfolio. The Forum is a little updated in ways no one will
notice. Next I will subtley alter the archives in ways no one
will ever discover. Following that I will drastically revamp the
Archives and the Projects pages. The latter will be updated to
include the Pornfolio, my era of comics and The Satyr era of comics
known as Wench in the Gears! I will also redo the Archives for
the other comics on the Projects page. Following that will be
lots of small internal housekeeping things, nothing really important
for you folks just me cleaning out old data. Keep your eyes front
and center! I'll be dumping all of the next wave of backlogged
comics soon!
07/04/08: Well, let's just keep up this steam shall
we! I'll try and update every week. Hopefully every Monday
and Thursday but if nothing else, at least Monday... or at least once a
week. XD It's a process you know. Enjoy! This one is
actually new! Many of the new ones coming up will be backlogged
comics mind you, but this is hot off the press.
06/23/08: Well! That does it for updating random
pages around the site. I've updated the links on the Links page,
I've put up all of the comics via thumbnails in our respective Stuff
Pages with RAINBOW colored **NEW** over the new ones. Handy that.
You know they SELL programs to do that for you? BAH. BULLY
to that SIR!. I've put a link through the Archive page directly
to a page that connects to the first Wench in the Gears Comic.
And, next I'll be working on our more adult webpage. It'll have a
disclaimer up before it of course. That's my next project!
06/15/08: Oh God it's been so long! Here's some
major updates for you. Starting with a giant pile of artwork
mostly from Satyr. I'm going to set this up so you can go through
them sequentially... or at least what is roughly sequential.
There's some very serious differences in time periods but these are all
of our comics from those days. Strange days they were. O.o
Oh also I
updated the links to be a little more accurate to what I actually still
read occasionally. There has not been a sign of Dr. Tits as of
yet so I'm feeling pretty good about the site in general!
01/04/08: I made a new website! The site layout is completely revamped (or at least, most of it is). The archives are the next project to be tackled. Feel free to use the forums if you feel inclined. If you're a friend of mine, let me know you've sent a request and what name you'll use. I don't want to delete your activation by accident. And if you're new, make a post immediately to introduce yourself. If someone makes an account and doesn't make a post within one week I WILL delete it. Obviously if that one post is porn spam, it'll be deleted anyway. Please don't make a screenname like: "Doctor Tits". That'll be ignored. I'll put this up at the forum when I get a chance.