08/23/10: I haven't figured out if it's an attractive
guy or not...
08/09/10: The fact that this is normal for Zealous does
not make it any less special for Satyr...
07/26/10: It was a nice bum though so we didn't mind
too much...
07/21/10: I don't want to work, I just want to play
with clay all day!
07/19/10: Enough vodka and you don't care what's for
dinner!
07/14/10: That fencing foil was smokin a cigarette
after that one.
07/12/10: Moral Dilemma!
07/09/10: It's a NICE bonsai.
06/21/10: AND WE DO!
06/18/10: For those not up to their transexual lingo, T
would be testosterone.
06/16/10: Again, why with the Bathing suit
bottom..? She never wears pants!
06/14/10: And I'M not telling!
06/12/10: TACTLESS but there you have it.
06/09/10: I'd like to say I'm the one winning.
But since that doesn't happen very often, I'm the one hitting crotches.
06/07/10: Cool enough to wear on the OUTSIDE of your
uniform!
06/02/10: White cotton padding is not very becoming...
05/31/10: It's happened twice actually!
05/29/10: This comic is in honor of Brother Bear who
gave me way more
tea than I deserved for Christmas and my Birthday. Green tea
makes me
happy! Thank you Brother Beeeaaaaar!
05/07/10: The obvious skid and sword tip marks are my
personal favorite...
05/05/10: I think my wife's checkbook gets more
attention then me...
04/28/10: Oh yeeaaa straight guys have a gag reflexive.
I have to remind myself of this, them being the minority of the men I
know...
04/26/10: Mm Cheesecake...
04/21/10: Satyr's are overly fond of gigantic twig
arrangements.
04/19/10: Ouch.
04/16/10: Sometimes I mix protein powder and peanut
butter in a bowl and eat it... ...
04/12/10: Someday I will have a Potting Shed...
04/05/10: *Insert Witty Remark Here*
03/28/10: On principle I refuse to wear a men's
breastplate... even if I can't fill the smallest female one.
03/21/10: Lady Gaga is our hero the end.
03/18/10: Old Art is Old. But the Statement is
still valid.
02/26/10: The only time it's okay to give your spouse
bruises.
02/24/10: Apparently it is a rule in the fencing
academy that to enroll you must be Male and at least 1 foot taller then
the Satyr.
02/22/10: It's sort of like a white padded burka.
02/16/10: It would be funny except that they actually
do this...
02/12/10: Happy Valentines from pants-less Satyr!
02/10/10: I plead the 5th!
02/06/10: We brought over fancy German Carmalized
Sugar!
02/04/10: Gross but true!
02/02/10: Cold crotch is cold.
01/25/10: Censored for the sake of realism, to protect
the identities of those involved, and to not traumatize family members.
01/18/10: Occasionnally in the dark of the night I step
on something and it crunches... and I shiver to myself....
01/13/10: I did my best impression of a bowling ball!
01/06/10: I love you heater vent, you're the only one
that understands meeeee~
01/05/09: None of my social/professional training has
prepared me for a polite reply to this ghastly sad statement.........
12/31/09: We promised not to talk about it... we've
been sworn to secrecy!
12/28/09: The best gifts can't be bought... at least not within OUR budget... ...
12/25/09: Merry Christmas and pray that I don't send
you hot chocolate!
12/21/09: I don't actually have an apron that says
"Danger Satyr Cooking" but, I do have an apron that has a life size
nude women's torso on it!
12/15/09: The worst part about being sick that I feel
very hard done by and bored. (Also Horney)
12/09/09: Ignore the stack of comics that need to
coloured hiding by my bed.
12/05/09: Of course, it is now far too nipply for such
artistic shenanigans. Now of course I wear a massive lumpy red
sweater which lives unceremoniously crumbled on the floor beside the
potters wheel when not being worn. It crunches when I put it on
the next day.
12/02/09: I feel so hard done by for having my tea
making curbed at work.
11/08/09: Satyrs do not take indoor confinement
well. I miss the sunlight.... this sucks. You can't play
with ponies in the dark or do other such adventuring things.
11/05/09: Much to the disapproval of my 2 years I
actually picked out a green pumpkin... which a few days later,
disappointingly, turned orange just like every OTHER pumpkin. And
I was so looking forward to having a green grinning Jack-o-lantern in
from of my purple door.
10/21/09: Unfortunately that blue juniper bonsai died
in the atrociously hot summer weather. And after I worked so hard
to find a red bonsai pot too... The NERVE of it!
09/14/09: I actually don't remember what the Good
Shorts look like, this is mostly artistic interpretation. I just
remember them because they were Good Shorts.
09/12/09: Apparently adventures require that you look
like a PACK MULE when you leave in the morning.
09/08/09: Being able to wear short-shorts is totally
not worth a few years of spontaneous erections.
09/04/09: Zealous's bikini and associated accoutrements
are actually Black but my black pencils are RAPIDLY deteriorating.
09/01/09: If you are last to get out the water... ....
the Satyr will DEFINITELY use your towel.
08/27/09: If it were up to me we'd go to the lake every
day! At least when I'm not going to the ceramics lab or the
rescue farm...... .. ...
08/22/09: Squash depicted actual size.
08/21/09: Hey... So much better than just eating a
protein bar in the car... this is an improvement! I'm a big kid now!
08/17/09: Not just any fickle little tree... but a
Japanese blood good maple! Oh such treely perfection... ...
though it burns easily and must be treated nicely.
07/23/09: As you can tell by the coloring Saytr needs
her relax tea... ... and more sleep... ...
07/21/09: Hee hee, my banana is always happy to see you.
07/17/09: Because this Satyr runs at least 4 miles a
day...
07/15/09: Ha ha! 7.8 miles per hour! For half an
hour! ZZZzzz...
07/13/09: Satyrs have a one track mind as well as
selective reading skills.
07/03/09: ... Shell is now a be-dred-locked
otter... and Satyr has very supple palms from 5 hours of rolling wax
into her hair to make it dred!
07/01/09: Shell's beautiful henna-patterned tattoos are
a labor of love, especially since Satyr works a good lot in the sun and
outdoors, requiring a lot of line touch-up. (Nothing short of
every tat artist's nightmare)
06/29/09: Wait, why IS Glaive nekkid? Didn 't he
start out with a poloshirt?
06/26/09: Heh heh yea, but not being a wasteful person
we DID have copious (but very cafeful) luv for 6 hours after.
06/24/09: Yeah, they don't tell you at teh tat shops
that your sexy new tatto will spend the next week shedding ink-scabs
very grossly.
06/22/09: Add the noodle splatters to the dirty wet
kitten foot prints and pencil shavings and its a well rounded mess
alright!
06/19/09: Saytr learned the art of courtship by reading
lots of romance novels, she knows what her Lady likes...
05/30/09: No Satyr updates for you. The Satyr is
busy in the garden. Also, I really did cut my hair that short and
get a Smart Car. Rally RED!
01/02/09: Too busy shoveling snow to update. Shoveling
to the chickencoop, shoveling to the porch, shoveling to the cars,
shoveling
shoveling SHOVELING SHOVELING THREE FEET OF SNOW
09/10/08: THIS is a good question, and one that we
never figured out as it is kept in the obligatory under the bed drawer.
Finding your personal vibe coverd in paint is even ruder then pulling
it out at a critical moment and discoverd that yout batteries are so
low that even your granney couldnt get her rocks off too it.
09/08/08: YES like the retarded 3 year old that I am I
have the super-insulation-glue on Both hands. It dried all scratchy and
now its hard to bend my fingers. >.<
09/05/08: This comic is a direct result of reading
'Tales of the Otori'. Ninjas in brain!
08/13/08: No Porn because I (1) am too sick to have sex
D: and (2) I am reading RedWall books and making elderberry syrup to
console myself for reason number one. Also, the garden is
entirely too out of control and the toilet is leeking and we are
getting a new oven and tiles in the bathroom ... There is that enough
excuses yet?
07/31/08: Am working on the food- porn request.
And yes, Satyr only draws in liberated office-supplies. Grateful
fans feel free to contact me with gifts of stolen
contraban sharpies and ball-points!
07/28/08: Yay, More up in the art section, stuff from
Glaive's Exalted game, tribute to our overflowing nerdism. Yes,
hard to guess, the horned one is mine and the hot horse is
Zealous. Geeze with caracitures like these I really find it
amazing that I have friends! Oh, and yes, the porn flow will be
slow because I have the Lyme.
07/08/08: Hah ha! Zhe put up some images in the
pornfolio, more to come of course and more drawings, also more comics
they are just not up-loaded. Join the forums! I love
drawing suggestions!
06/23/08: Thanks to Daddy-O, Zhe has a shiney new
scanner! My comics from....well.. ayear ago...are starting to get up
like an 80 year old man who just discoverd Viagra. And YES. The
Porn-folio is still cuming. I've just been a bit rushed for
porn-drawing-time.....what with it being summer and the garden and the
chickens needing much of my saytr time. And well. all the elicite sex
happening all over our new house. The life of a mythical creature is a
buisey buisey one indeed!
01/13/08_ Regretably Zhe's scanner pooped its self and so there is a HUGE pile of my art that is sitting in a dusty folder awating a new more verile scanner. Most of it is back logged comics, but don't worry, A good portion of it is Fur-rotica. My growing Porn-folio will be put up in incraments, as that is where I dump my artistic masterbation. Because internet porn is a civic duty of anyone with any shred of artistic tallent.