Melissa

The fellow foody and good friend of the Satyr and Zealous. In fact, one might say, one of their very very few friends. We all go to farmer's markets on the weekends whereafter we engage in lesbian orgies rampant nerdery.

Melissa is engaged to a very nice boy who ranks as one of the tallest people we've ever met who is represented as a crane. Yes, a groundhog can love a crane. It's the stuff little kids' books are made of! The ones in the adult section anyway.